ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini Saved My Agency from Bankruptcy
Marcus stared at his laptop. 72 hours until bankruptcy. ChatGPT was open in one tab, Claude in another, Gemini chatbot responding to angry clients.
Eight grand left. Payroll was $65K. His CMO quit yesterday. Twenty-three clients scheduling “partnership review” calls.
Then Marcus asked ChatGPT software to write a new strategy. What came back was better than anything his ex-CMO had written. Claude AI found a $3.7M gap competitors missed. Gemini automated client emails.
90 days later: $127K monthly revenue. Same team, same clients. But artificial intelligence now runs half the operation.
Here’s the insane part: 90 days later, $127K monthly revenue. Same team. Same clients. But now artificial intelligence runs the show while humans handle the relationship stuff.
Marcus went from crying in his Tesla (couldn’t afford gas) to clearing $50K profit monthly. This playbook shows exactly what he did. Not theory. Not “best practices.” The actual prompts, the actual software setup, the actual “holy shit this worked” moments.
1. Which AI Does What (And Why You’re Using Them Wrong)
Took me 3 months and $30K in lost clients to figure this out. Here’s the cheat sheet:
ChatGPT = Your Drunk Creative Genius
Listen. ChatGPT writes like that friend who has amazing ideas at 2 AM. Sometimes they’re garbage. Sometimes they’re gold. But they always sound human.
Give ChatGPT these jobs:
- Writing anything clients will read
- Coming up with campaign ideas
- Making boring shit interesting
- Finding angles nobody else sees
- Writing emails that don’t sound like robots
Don’t give ChatGPT these jobs:
- Analyzing data (it’ll make shit up)
- Technical documentation (too creative)
- Anything requiring actual facts
Claude = Your Autistic Analyst Savant
Claude sees patterns. In everything. It’s like having Rain Man on your team but without the Vegas trip.
Claude crushes at:
- Finding what competitors missed
- Analyzing why campaigns failed
- Spotting opportunities in data
- Writing SOPs that actually work
- Catching mistakes before clients do
Claude sucks at:
- Being funny
- Understanding memes
- Writing anything emotional
Gemini = Your Coked-Up Intern
Gemini is fast. Scary fast. Quality? Meh. But when you need 50 versions NOW, Gemini’s your dealer.
Gemini dominates:
- Pumping out variations
- Quick social posts
- First drafts of everything
- Bulk content creation
- “Good enough” work at light speed
Gemini fails:
- Final client deliverables
- Anything requiring deep thought
- Complex strategy
2. The Viral Campaign ChatGPT Created (47M Views, Zero Ad Spend)
Okay, this is stupid but it worked. ChatGPT hijacked TikTok trends for a boring B2B company.
The prompt that started everything:
My client sells project management software. Boring as hell.
Young people are doing “girl dinner” videos on TikTok.
Connect these somehow. Make it viral. Make it funny.
Don’t try too hard.
ChatGPT came back with: “Boy dinner but it’s just 47 browser tabs of our competitor’s pricing pages trying to build a budget in Excel.”
We filmed it on iPhone. Posted at 11 PM on a Tuesday. Woke up to 2M views.
Final damage: 47M views, 340K website hits, 2,400 trial signups, $180K in new revenue.
The secret? ChatGPT understands internet culture better than your 22-year-old intern. It knows when to be cringe on purpose.
3. Claude Found $3.7M Hidden in Plain Sight
Fed Claude our top 5 competitors’ websites. Told it to find what they’re all ignoring.
Twenty minutes later, Claude drops this bomb:
“All five competitors chase enterprise clients ($50K+ contracts). Meanwhile, 47,000 solopreneurs in your market spend $500/month on janky tool combinations. They desperately want consolidation. Nobody’s talking to them.”
We pivoted everything. New landing page for solopreneurs. Simplified pricing. Different messaging.
Month 1: $31K revenue Month 2: $67K revenue
Month 3: $127K revenue
Claude didn’t create anything. It just saw what humans were too busy to notice.
4. Gemini Automated Everything While I Slept
This is borderline unethical but whatever. Gemini posts to all our social accounts. We don’t even check anymore.
The automation that runs itself:
- Morning: Gemini creates 10 posts from our blog content
- Noon: Posts highest engagement content to all platforms
- Evening: Responds to comments with personality
- Night: Schedules tomorrow’s content
Engagement went from 2% to 17% average. Why? Gemini posts at weird times when humans are actually online, not when “best practices” say to post.
5. Email Test That Hurt My Feelings
Ran the same campaign with each AI. My ego wasn’t ready.
What Happened | ChatGPT | Claude | Gemini |
---|---|---|---|
People opened it | 34% | 41% | 29% |
People clicked | 8.2% | 11.3% | 6.7% |
People bought | 2.3% | 3.8% | 1.9% |
Money per email | $3.40 | $5.20 | $2.80 |
Claude destroyed everyone. Why? It writes like a psychopath who studied human behavior. No emotion, pure manipulation through logic.
But here’s the money move: ChatGPT writes subject lines (emotional), Claude writes body (logical), Gemini makes 20 versions (testing).
Combined stats: 52% opens, 4.7% conversions, $7.30 per email sent.
6. Influencers Actually Reply Now (73% Response Rate)
Used to get ignored by everyone. Now booking 20 collabs weekly. Here’s the stupid simple system:
Perplexity stalks influencers (legally). Finds what they posted yesterday, what they care about, what pisses them off.
ChatGPT writes DMs that don’t sound desperate. Example that worked:
“Saw your rant about Canva’s new pricing. We built something that fixes exactly what you complained about. Want to try it before we launch? No strings, just curious if we nailed it.”
Response rate went from 2% to 73%. Because we stopped pitching and started conversing.
Chatronix: Where I Run This Circus From
Real talk. Managing ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini in different tabs is like juggling chainsaws. Tried it. Lost fingers (metaphorically). Lost clients (literally).
Then found Chatronix. Now I run everything from one screen:
- 6 AIs, one chat: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, Perplexity, DeepSeek all right there
- Turbo Mode is crack: Ask once, all 6 respond, pick the winner or merge them
- Prompt Generator: Describe what you need, AI writes the perfect prompt for you
- Prompt Library: 500+ tested prompts for marketing, sorted by task (steal them all)
- Team workspace: Everyone uses same prompts, same quality, no more “Steve’s emails suck”
My daily Chatronix ritual:
- 9 AM: Use Prompt Generator for client strategies (writes better prompts than me)
- Noon: Pick from Prompt Library for specific tasks (why reinvent the wheel?)
- 3 PM: One Perfect Answer merges everything
- 6 PM: Done. Gym. Life. Remember those?
Seriously, the Prompt Generator alone saves 2 hours daily. I just type “need viral TikTok idea for boring B2B” and it writes the whole prompt structure.
Get my exact setup: Chatronix Marketing Suite
7. From $8K to $127K (The Ugly Truth Timeline)
Month 1: Desperation Phase ($8K → $24K)
- Week 1: Cried a lot, installed ChatGPT
- Week 2: Fired CMO, ChatGPT did his job better
- Week 3: Claude found the solopreneur goldmine
- Week 4: First $10K client from new positioning
Slept 4 hours a night. Lived on protein bars. Worth it? Barely.
Month 2: Holy Shit Phase ($24K → $67K)
- Viral campaign exploded (thanks ChatGPT)
- Gemini automated all social media
- Raised prices 2x (nobody complained)
- Hired back 3 employees (they run AI now)
Started seeing my kids again. Wife stopped googling divorce lawyers.
Month 3: Scale Mode ($67K → $127K)
- Claude found three more market gaps
- Tripled prices again (still no complaints)
- Running 47 campaigns simultaneously
- Working 30 hours/week max
Bought a Tesla. With cash. Take that, bankruptcy.
8. The Actual Prompts (Steal These)
My $50K ChatGPT Strategy Prompt:
You’re a CMO who’s slightly drunk but brilliant.
Create marketing strategy for [boring business].
Make it interesting. Make it viral. Make it work.
No corporate bullshit. Talk like you’re explaining to a friend.
Include exact tactics, not theory.
The Claude Analysis Prompt That Finds Money:
Here’s my competitor: [URL]
Find what they’re missing.
Find what their customers hate.
Find the gap worth $1M+.
Be specific. Be brutal. Be right.
Gemini’s Speed Prompt:
Take this: [content]
Make 50 versions.
Different angles, different hooks.
Don’t overthink. Just produce.
80% good is perfect.
Rules I Live By (Break These and Fail)
Rule 1: ChatGPT creates, Claude critiques, Gemini scales Rule 2: If it takes more than 10 minutes, AI should do it Rule 3: Test everything with Gemini first (fast and cheap) Rule 4: When ChatGPT and Claude disagree, both are right Rule 5: Track everything or you’re just guessing
Start Tomorrow Morning
Look, I’m not special. I’m a guy who almost went bankrupt and got lucky with AI. But here’s your roadmap:
Tomorrow morning:
- Pick your biggest time-suck task
- Give it to ChatGPT
- Watch it do 80% of the work
- Fix the 20% that sucks
- Repeat
By Friday:
- Map what you do all day
- Assign each thing to an AI
- Test, break things, learn
- Stop doing $10/hour work
Next month:
- You’ll have systems
- You’ll have time
- You’ll have money
- You’ll wonder why you waited
Steal this chatgpt cheatsheet for free😍
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Real Talk
You know what? 90 days ago I was googling “how to file bankruptcy.” Now I clear $50K profit monthly working 30 hours a week.
Not because I’m smart. Because I stopped fighting AI and started using it.
Your competitors are already doing this. Your clients will figure it out. The question isn’t IF you’ll adopt AI, it’s whether you’ll do it before you’re forced to.
The playbook’s right here. The tools exist. The prompts work.
Stop reading. Start doing.
Or don’t. More clients for me.